10 lies 10 Lies About Me… 1. I'm so tall because when I was little I stepped on a baby leprechaun and then their parents put me in azkaban prison and made me a giant and that is why i'm so tall. 2. I’ve got blue eyes because when I met the blue man group one of them touched my eye and then the other eye got infected and the best doctor in the world couldn't fix it 3. I'm so smart because I went to get a book signed by stephen hawking and i spilt a cup of milk on his wheelchair and his smartness translated into my brain. 4. I'm good at basketball because I when I was a baby my dad payed lebron james to look after me`when I left him he gave me his magical basketball. 5. the world had to operate on my eye and he said he can make it better but he can't reduce the blueness. 6. I got orange hair because when I was young my mum accidently poured fanta on my hair. 7. I am white because when I was a baby crawling and I fell and landed on ...