10 lies

10 lies

10 Lies About Me…

1. I'm so tall because when I was little I stepped on a baby leprechaun and then their parents put me in azkaban prison and made me a giant and that is why i'm so tall.

2. I’ve got blue eyes because when I met the blue man group one of them touched my eye and then the other eye got infected and the best doctor in the world couldn't fix it

3. I'm so smart because I went to get a book signed by stephen hawking and i spilt a cup of milk on his wheelchair and his smartness translated into my brain.

4. I'm good at basketball because I when I was a baby my dad payed lebron james to look after me`when I left him he gave me his magical basketball.

5. the world had to operate on my eye and he said he can make it better but he can't reduce the blueness.

6. I got orange hair because when I was young my mum accidently poured fanta on my hair.

7. I am white because when I was a baby crawling and I fell and landed on a white chocolate bar and it somehow blended into my skin and I could never get it of.

8. I moved to Greymouth because when I was in Turangi a cyclone hit my house.

9. My name is Joseph because my dad is Joseph Parker and my mum named me after him.

10.I am good at spelling because once my dad put some magical glasses on me and then i could see through walls and spell really good.